kohai fish makes a bad pun after noticed by senpai

Lemons hover over a minimalist tree. There are six of them, but only one is declared to be sour.

Your thighs are so hot, eggs sizzle when they hit them.

You enter a dark closet to see a present hidden in the corner, wrapped in red paper with a pink bow. Yipee?

Pupilless eyes stare blankly into your soul, but you can't help but stare back at those luscious white LIPSSSSSSSS

you are presented with a krabby patty which is indifferent to see you

Chihuahua takes a shower

heck yeah son says the long haired purple human with sick shades and a knowledge of sign language

Homestuck gay pride. It's one of the ones with the funky glasses. Shirt nondescript, hair uncolored, you take over.

A red face shows you his squiggly imaginary friend. You can only imagine to see it, but he is proud for you two to finally meet.

That man is really too old to be on the kiddie swingset.

Congratulations, you delivered a healthy baby koala.