DAMMIT SONIC! QUIT EJACULATING ON MY PIZZA!

Your definition of sexy.

I love ponies, bananas, dicks, Homestuck, wizards, anything kawaii, Naruto, Adventure Time, Mario, Dolan, Gooby, Santa, and sharktits.

I don't know what you're saying, but I honestly don't care, hot stuff.

A cross-dressing French-man is totally gansta.

Draw yourself baby, and pass it on! Oh yeah!

A woman is frightened when a man's house punches through her birthday cake.

"Da fuk is this?" exclaims a skeleton at a titty bar.

A man is able to see individual atoms, but with this ability comes the price of his sanity.

A parasitic fungus erupts out of Tail's head, much to Sonic's horror.

Engie is a little woozy from the sedatives and has undressed himself and is screaming about cream gravy.

Spy is smoking butts.