In the latest attempt to enhance revenue, Apple has come up with yet another bullshit device.

Out of the infinite dark appears a glimmer: some sanction of hope that had not yet been defiled. That glimmer dies, and you weep. You weep.

I've seen enough hentai... ಠ_ಠ

Indiana Jones, in an attempt to dispatch of an extraterrestrial being, despairs in that such a being is in fact impalpable and thus immune.

A man attempting to eat vomit. Naturally, he is sad because his wife died in a car accident earlier, and he cannot afford real food.

I think this is a piece of shit in a cape.

"No can do, Bess," typed the man.

grammar fail...

The sloppily mowed lawn ponders furiously at the placid night sky.

A spider is disguised as an AT-AT. He is quickly found out as he is not on the ice planet Hoth.

About to be hit in the knee by an incoming arrow, an adventurer offends said arrow with a "get the fuck out."

In the dark, Ben is greeted by an old friend. His strikingly white eyes lay stark against blackness. Still, Ben doesn't know where he is.