Gun in hand, sweating, heart pounding, you stand guard. You hear a rustle. By the light of the fire, you see a flailing woman! You open fire

Emotionally paralyzed after her father's death, Quirl cannot come to terms with her sister Kristen's explosive emotional outbreaks.

Pink pussy.

Shrodinger, after failures with his cat, experiments with rat turtles and plumbs.

Johnny cries into his cereal. His mother passed away last night. These are dark times for Johnny, and he considers the option of suicide.

Perry, a bushy eyebrowed man often made fun of in high school, says "no."

In an alternate dimension to Christopher Nolan's "The Dark Knight" trilogy, the Joker is born with down syndrome.

An obviously phallic volcano erupts. Smoldering magma like molasses pours down its sides, and smoke drifts into the heavens.

Now cast upon the beach, the vampiric towel faces his inherent enemy: the sun. Quickly he burns under its powerful rays.

Nebulous, gas formed, green alien exclaims "Oh me!"

I think this is a piece of shit in a cape.

Every fucking time face. I think.