Thing 1 & Thing 2's lesser known older sister Thing 3 pursues a critically-praised and commercially-successful career in ballet.

A limbless baker explains his disability out loud to his customers, who would probably notice anyway.

The darkness has consumed all around her; the only message I perceive is when I look into her eyes, they scream...Why Thou, Father?

Justin Bieber has purchased himself transition lenses.

"Thing" from the Addams Family started taking Philosophy classes, and now people have stopped inviting him to parties.

HULK BAKE DELICIOUS APPLE PIE.

I know how to fix that bloody nose! With a letter opener!

A strung-out apple core feel an allegiance to Apple-brand computers.

Triumphant Veiny Bastard

Smelly Rick Santorum

Cat has convinced himself that he is, in fact, Harry Potter.

Meta Knight fisting Pacman.