A strung-out apple core feel an allegiance to Apple-brand computers.
Triumphant Veiny Bastard
Smelly Rick Santorum
Justin Bieber has purchased himself transition lenses.
Cat has convinced himself that he is, in fact, Harry Potter.
Meta Knight fisting Pacman.
Timmy is an average kid that no one understands.
Man named Nessie drives a blue car. Also, his head is on fire.
time waits while you're having vacation.
A group of 14-year-old boys attend their first Reel Big Fish concert.
The dog with a unicorn horn, banana ear, and poor dental hygiene is SO STONED MAN.
Pumpkin. That's all.