A yellow supergiant gives a tearful goodbye 3 miliseconds before its supernova.

Doodle or Die

Two jelly creatures asking if you are a jelly as well. There is a partially digested human floating in one of them.

Spidergirl Spidergirl Does the webcleaning when spiderman's not around.

A friendly conversation between two gentlemen, while their faces are painted white with the jizz of a mating elephant.

New Chain

Micky the Dick

Thor has both of his hammers out, if you know what i mean.

Doodle or Die

A guy with a cleft lip and a missing nose leads a gang of degenerates.

The laser gun that your father never bought you. You finally got it at the low low price of 15,000 credits. Intergalactic black markets rule

Smokey the bear prevents a forest fire with his piss

An anti-ursine bear complaining about how all the bears should die.

Micky Mouse learned that being in a sausage costume all day is indeed, very bad for one's posture

MY GOD IT'S FULL OF STARS

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