when will my son return from the squirrel war

man offering the moon a gun but moon politely declining

snail trying to get away from hungry french man

someone made a terrible racist joke.

a road with street signs with one saying "men" and pointing left and the other "pinatas" to the right. which route will you take.

something terribly wrong has happened to clifford the big red dog

a piece of raw meat announcing his suave way with the ladies

chocolate ice cream notices strawberry ice cream from afar and eats it. it's own kind. cannibalism.

hello is it me youre looking for

aradia needs to get fit so she plays 'eye of the tiger' and hires shrek to be her workout manager which soon turns into a steamy romance

aliens plotting to throw mega bombs at the earth

shrek running to get to the end of the field and score a touchdown