someone made a terrible racist joke.

a road with street signs with one saying "men" and pointing left and the other "pinatas" to the right. which route will you take.

something terribly wrong has happened to clifford the big red dog

a piece of raw meat announcing his suave way with the ladies

man offering the moon a gun but moon politely declining

chocolate ice cream notices strawberry ice cream from afar and eats it. it's own kind. cannibalism.

hello is it me youre looking for

aradia needs to get fit so she plays 'eye of the tiger' and hires shrek to be her workout manager which soon turns into a steamy romance

aliens plotting to throw mega bombs at the earth

shrek running to get to the end of the field and score a touchdown

alien finally arriving at earth and climbing mount everest

two oddly shaped white squids spotting each other from afar and falling in love at first sight