The only link to my traumatic past is a bottle full of regret

cool eggplant watches some lesbians make out

got to bathe fast

brontosaurus chihuahua shits tacos

orange shyguy regrets hammer murder

gangsta cat fuck the police

apathetic man watches his life burn

samus spills olives on her power suit

Are you looking for the hammer that killed that kid?

gumbi's breathin fire and spittin' chequered cubes, and he's all out of chequered cubes

department of lemon fuckers fucks a desperate lemon housewife and walks away smugly TWIST ENDING: HE IS ALSO A LEMON

rabit dog has sprung a leak on his way to the sun

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