a thin yellow crocodile swearing loudly

the tragic loss of a lava lamp; his family weeps, for their son has been taken by the harsh mistress of gravity

pac-man's blue cousin wearing a muppet disguise and red shoes to swiftly outrun an unseen adversary

the power of christ compels your anus to be aflame

blizzard runs out of funds part-way into the development of diablo 3 and resorts to third-world-country outsourcing

a dead octopus wearing a bra

an egotistical prick gets his drivers license

glowing eyes in darkness

road rage

doodle or die: the movie

a man demands he get his goddamn strawberry icecream before he has to choke a bitch

a phone has an identity crisis