the power of christ compels your anus to be aflame
the tragic loss of a lava lamp; his family weeps, for their son has been taken by the harsh mistress of gravity
blizzard runs out of funds part-way into the development of diablo 3 and resorts to third-world-country outsourcing
a dead octopus wearing a bra
an egotistical prick gets his drivers license
glowing eyes in darkness
road rage
doodle or die: the movie
a man demands he get his goddamn strawberry icecream before he has to choke a bitch
a phone has an identity crisis
sonic injects cocaine into his eyeball
a triangular gangsta boi