War between hot dogs and hamburgers. The hot dogs are losing and are desperately seeking an alliance with the veggie burgers.

Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice

Bowser taunts Mario by reading him the features of the new sex toy he just got. Listen folks, I just describe what I see.

Ugh...so hungover. What did I do last night? Did I...party with political cartoon representations of republicans? No more everclear for me.

A web browser BATTLE TO THE DEATH!

A disappointed Brony on Christmas morning. Sometimes I don't think there even is a Princess Celestia...

A quick brown fox jumping over a lazy dog.

Wolverine is throwing a grim prediction of the future right at your head.

The suicide bomber ninja heads to Canada, but along the way he finds his blanket, the loss of which inspired his life choice. What to do?

Why won't you sign the card for Sally? I don't care if you didn't know her that well. Even the god damned Hamster signed the card!

Fuck you Dali! I made you. Without me you'd just be a strange dude that paints odd shit. You need me. Also fix your fucking clock ya asshole

To spit in the face of god you don't need science, just glue!