Lesbianism during office hours is strictly prohibited. Save the mingemunching for coffee breaks.

Vagina Dentata! VAGINA DENTATA.

A psychotic piece of parchment is planning the destruction of human civilization. A nearby archivist is somewhat concerned.

...A porpoise on a unicycle wrestling with a mop?

Uh oh. Mr. Rainbow ordered the chalupas at Taco Bell again.

A levitating collective of five oranges telekinetically aims a rifle at a man standing beneath a welcome sign. OH SNAP.

Incredibly high hippie dolphin admires his bong whilst being watched by a creepy, yet cool, sun.

I'm gonna pop open a bag of Whoop Ass chips. It will only have half of the Whoop Ass I was expecting.

Carrot Top's long-lost aerobics video.

Pedobear succeeds again!

Pikachu eating the heart of yet another child victim. He cries as he consumes the tasty flesh, realizing what a monster he truly is.

A mountain of breasts perched upon a vagina. It's beautiful.

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