A mountain of breasts perched upon a vagina. It's beautiful.

A hippo screams for help from Superturtle.

Kermit the Frog. If he was an alien freak from Area 51.

That would be a fly on a cake. I'm not hungry anymore.

A stick figure has fallen in love with a cake. How sweet.

...A porpoise on a unicycle wrestling with a mop?

An green disembodied alien head with its mouth sewn shut.

It says "No" and is underlined. How quaint. Draw me a pickle surfing on a lava lake. :3

Vagina Dentata! VAGINA DENTATA.

A man proudly sports a shirt with a photograph of his pet corgi plastered on it.

A man with a French flag for a face and abnormally long arms is terrorizing the village.

A well-endowed bactrian camel is confused.

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