the left-half of a hammer-head shark from the front, with a bleeding eyeball. Whole picture rotated 90 degrees anti-clockwise.

In order to save humanity, the Yorkshire Terrier Angel allows the doomsday bomb to detonate in his mouth.

Dolly the sheep's younger sister is genetically modified to have a huge and fetching black perm.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf, unhappy with his new dye job, prepares to write a letter of complaint to his stylist.

After passing away peacefully as the White, Gandalf finds his work is not yet done, returning to guide us as an awesome belt.

Tintin is doubtful of Treebeard's assertion.

Old man with zimmer frame and bag containing 2 baguettes enjoys walking in the sun.

Winifried Egg was horrified to discover she'd fallen asleep on her purple sun-lounger without sunscreen.

Facing view of 2 happy yellow fish, who have not yet realised they cannot survive in cola.

A skull mourns his lack of sexual stimulation.

A dalek worriedly consults his horoscope.

Simon Cowell gives Adam Ant some feedback.