We sat with bated breath until, finally, 「MIDORI CYCLOPS」 smirked. He fired off his signature catch phrase. "Yer green with it." Fantastic.

Pacman, stop it. We've all been there. No matter what, though, eating the entire Earth is bad. You'll make a lot of people upset. Just don't

Reckless, perhaps even suicidal disregard for the established social contract and prevailing cultural unspoken agreements. A loose cannon.

Dakimakura-kun no seikatsu wa sabishii desu ne...

Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?

sorry officer i am way too whacked out on hashish to know anything about some sort of license or registration. who are you to even ask jesus

ditto avoids eye contact, blushing and giggling like some smug asshole

"Sorry" written in a font reminiscent of a tub of chalk vomited onto a coloring book; gigantic multicolored worms fly in the background

Lady Gaga has sealed the pact with the Elder Ones and transmuted into an octopus; is using a noose to pole dance and seems happy about it

T-rex, it's not wise to hug a cactus. You'll get thorns, they'll poke you all night while you're trying to sleep. Can you imagine? Careful.

Breathe at but a shallow rasp to avoid drawing its ire. Pray that it does not pick up your scent. Alas, the Blind Alpaca does yet hunger...

Man disregards health and safety warnings by choosing to go ahead and fish in a lake of urine already being used as a recreational marina