We sat with bated breath until, finally, 「MIDORI CYCLOPS」 smirked. He fired off his signature catch phrase. "Yer green with it." Fantastic.

T-rex, it's not wise to hug a cactus. You'll get thorns, they'll poke you all night while you're trying to sleep. Can you imagine? Careful.

Pacman, stop it. We've all been there. No matter what, though, eating the entire Earth is bad. You'll make a lot of people upset. Just don't

Reckless, perhaps even suicidal disregard for the established social contract and prevailing cultural unspoken agreements. A loose cannon.

Breathe at but a shallow rasp to avoid drawing its ire. Pray that it does not pick up your scent. Alas, the Blind Alpaca does yet hunger...

Dakimakura-kun no seikatsu wa sabishii desu ne...

Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?

sorry officer i am way too whacked out on hashish to know anything about some sort of license or registration. who are you to even ask jesus

ditto avoids eye contact, blushing and giggling like some smug asshole

Man disregards health and safety warnings by choosing to go ahead and fish in a lake of urine already being used as a recreational marina

Pony casually thinking about the absolute worst place in the world for it to be

Tyrone LaJackson Dejonaise Washington holds The Invisible Man at gunpoint