Cool fish dreams of one day being a DJ. Tragically his lack of arms/hands will cut this dream short.

The cat claims it's satanic, but it's just saying that to piss off Mommy and Daddy cat. One day he'll look back on this and groan.

When I was your age we didn't have car-sized spiders trying to kill us! We just had to worry about cancer AND WE LIKED IT!

A man is about to kill another man with a hammer. Personally, I blame Skyrim.

Look at that fukkin smelly green dog

FATMAN USED WATERGUN!

So it turns out that God is real, and is looking out for us non-furries. Thanks God!

A SECOND MOUNTAIN HAS JUST HIT THE ICEBURG

Ugh, I hate those ironic hipsters that wear Commie-Happy Pickle shirts. I bet they don't even know who the Commie-Happy Pickle is!

The 1930's Gangster Banana stalks the streets, forcing white men to dance together at gunpoint

A large alien uses his pet giant worm to scare people

Great Scott! I'm naked and standing all alone in a field! And I'm bald now!