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FATMAN USED WATERGUN!

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So it turns out that God is real, and is looking out for us non-furries. Thanks God!

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A SECOND MOUNTAIN HAS JUST HIT THE ICEBURG

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Ugh, I hate those ironic hipsters that wear Commie-Happy Pickle shirts. I bet they don't even know who the Commie-Happy Pickle is!

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The 1930's Gangster Banana stalks the streets, forcing white men to dance together at gunpoint

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A large alien uses his pet giant worm to scare people

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The cat claims it's satanic, but it's just saying that to piss off Mommy and Daddy cat. One day he'll look back on this and groan.

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Great Scott! I'm naked and standing all alone in a field! And I'm bald now!

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Cool fish dreams of one day being a DJ. Tragically his lack of arms/hands will cut this dream short.

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God fucking damn it I dropped my bottle of cream and stepped on it now it's all over the fucking floor fuck FUCK

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When I was your age we didn't have car-sized spiders trying to kill us! We just had to worry about cancer AND WE LIKED IT!

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Chinese knock-off Pikachu

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