A pumpkin cat plays with its collection of vegetables.

An angry dog gesticulates with his pipe.

A tourist poses in front of the decaying sign for a long-since (and quite rightfully) bankrupt video store chain.

A man and his dog kneel in worship before the hallowed glow of the television.

His team having just won the Hell Bowl, manager Satan (nude, sic semper diabolus) is astonished to be bathed in orange Gatorade.

In the season finale of DogzenCatz, a soap opera about pets, Fluffy reveals a horrible secret to her lover, Pringle.

A magnet demonstrates the magnetism of a lemon. Surprisingly, it has some.

An alligator perches on a table, trying to check the weather outside the window. (Spoilers: It's nice out!)

A walkin', talkin' Tivo gets heated on the subject of the household DVR, and holds forth with its profanity-laden opinion.

A smarmy fellow shouts out the name of an African country. The audience explodes with gales of laughter, spattering crimson lung blood.

A naked midget yawns, having just awakened from a nap beside a trashcan.

A parade is brought to a halt through a small child's actions.