In the season finale of DogzenCatz, a soap opera about pets, Fluffy reveals a horrible secret to her lover, Pringle.

A magnet demonstrates the magnetism of a lemon. Surprisingly, it has some.

An angry dog gesticulates with his pipe.

An alligator perches on a table, trying to check the weather outside the window. (Spoilers: It's nice out!)

A walkin', talkin' Tivo gets heated on the subject of the household DVR, and holds forth with its profanity-laden opinion.

A smarmy fellow shouts out the name of an African country. The audience explodes with gales of laughter, spattering crimson lung blood.

A naked midget yawns, having just awakened from a nap beside a trashcan.

A parade is brought to a halt through a small child's actions.

A tourist poses in front of the decaying sign for a long-since (and quite rightfully) bankrupt video store chain.

A man and his dog kneel in worship before the hallowed glow of the television.

A hunter flees the forest as the phantom of a slain moose prowls the bushes in his wake.

A powerlifter bench presses in the company of his friends. A voluptuous woman in a bikini vies for their attention.