TREX IS HUNGRY FOR CARROTS / GO TO FRIDGE / OPEN THE DOOR / GET ON THE FLOOR / EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

it scares me. it's the face I see every night that presses against my blanket and tries to eat my genitals.

Doodle or Die

Mario sits in a chair and paints Luigi green, while Luigi squirts yellow paint on Mario.

LIAR, LIAR, PLANTS FOR HIRE!

Three incredibly stoned black people do a dance called the "hot pot".

HOLY SHIT, IT'S CTHULHU/SLENDY IN MY FACE!

Lamp meow, cat bulb

Washington, Washington, six-foot-eight weighs a fucking ton, opponents beware, opponents beware, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.

Girl has blood stain soaking through her blue dress, presumably on her period. She has severe autism and proclaim her hatred for everything.

Sonic the hedgehog, realistically a hedgehog.

Sword got them hater blockas on.

Doodle or Die

Badger trying to get on the table to snort a line.

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