it scares me. it's the face I see every night that presses against my blanket and tries to eat my genitals.

Washington, Washington, six-foot-eight weighs a fucking ton, opponents beware, opponents beware, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.

Girl has blood stain soaking through her blue dress, presumably on her period. She has severe autism and proclaim her hatred for everything.

Sonic the hedgehog, realistically a hedgehog.

Sword got them hater blockas on.

Doodle or Die

Badger trying to get on the table to snort a line.

girl drinking chocolate milk suggests reading home stuck

dog can haz plz

Bunny hungies for carrot.

TREX IS HUNGRY FOR CARROTS / GO TO FRIDGE / OPEN THE DOOR / GET ON THE FLOOR / EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

King in denial of baldness.

Doodle or Die

Old gentleman questions young boy's drug offering on a windy day.

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