The well-kept secret to killing spiders is to stand on a stool and scream as loud as you can. Works every time.

Lady Gaga is a Martian! Show us your birth certificate!

A sketchy constellation in the night sky

Since no one plays Pacman anymore, Pacman had to find a job as a pizza delivery guy.

Lacking volunteers, the gynecologists were forced to train for a pap smear using human-horse hybrids

BREAKING NEWS: NASA released spotted brown cows into space

Sperm-Pacman spits out a banana peel

Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have

No! I must suppress all thoughts of Mount Rushmore!

A bunch of bros in pink polos accidentally find themselves in a very un-bro-like environment

Graffiti on the side of a building depicting a person with a misunderstood behavioral disorder; the graffiti artists drive away in a red car

The most disappointing moment ever...