Sperm-Pacman spits out a banana peel

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Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have

No! I must suppress all thoughts of Mount Rushmore!

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A bunch of bros in pink polos accidentally find themselves in a very un-bro-like environment

Graffiti on the side of a building depicting a person with a misunderstood behavioral disorder; the graffiti artists drive away in a red car

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The most disappointing moment ever...

Man in tighty-whities has massive gangrenous wound with spores and mushrooms growing out of it

Douchebag with a goatee hitting on the feminine care products at the local drugstore

Lady Gaga is a Martian! Show us your birth certificate!

A jar with a cool hat looking badass

monster with popping eyeballs shooting lasers containing messages about Christianity

black and white birthday cake with a smile!

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