OH YEAH I'M MISTER KRABS, I'M FUCKIN' MISTER KRABS YOU HEAR ME PATRICK, YOU FUCKING HEAR ME YOU STARFISH LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER SIT DOWN

A humble shepherd faces several flying meatballs with naught but his trusty staff.

A papercut on a finger with pink nails by the world's sharpest piece of paper.

A very phallic Gabe Newell proclaiming, "HL3 will come out AFTER you shove me up your butt"

Squidward begs his unrelenting fu-man-chu-sporting Sensei to teach him the art of the tentacle Dim-Mak strike.

A two-headed smelly blue horse is eating hay while being pestered by flies.

A woman who is half Lime-flavor, half Cherry-flavor.

Haruhi Suzimiya in a Ferrari

EVERY WHICH WAY BUT A GOOD DRAWING OH SHIT DAMN MOTHERFUCKER

A man extends to another the gift of a box of crayons. May god have mercy on his soul.

A woman in a ball gag prepares a sandwich with turkey bacon on it.

A Black Raven attempts to be sneaky by hiding on a black background. Stupid Raven. We can see your beak and feet. What are you even doing?