A humble shepherd faces several flying meatballs with naught but his trusty staff.

A papercut on a finger with pink nails by the world's sharpest piece of paper.

A very phallic Gabe Newell proclaiming, "HL3 will come out AFTER you shove me up your butt"

Squidward begs his unrelenting fu-man-chu-sporting Sensei to teach him the art of the tentacle Dim-Mak strike.

A two-headed smelly blue horse is eating hay while being pestered by flies.

A woman who is half Lime-flavor, half Cherry-flavor.

Haruhi Suzimiya in a Ferrari

EVERY WHICH WAY BUT A GOOD DRAWING OH SHIT DAMN MOTHERFUCKER

A man extends to another the gift of a box of crayons. May god have mercy on his soul.

OH YEAH I'M MISTER KRABS, I'M FUCKIN' MISTER KRABS YOU HEAR ME PATRICK, YOU FUCKING HEAR ME YOU STARFISH LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER SIT DOWN

A woman in a ball gag prepares a sandwich with turkey bacon on it.

A Black Raven attempts to be sneaky by hiding on a black background. Stupid Raven. We can see your beak and feet. What are you even doing?