Charles Xavier.

Grey unicorn riding it's motorcycle across a bridge during a thunderstorm.

Twilight being consumed by a crying shit-storm. Which I guess means it's consuming itself, because that's what Twilight is. A storm of shit.

A ugly man telling his ugly girlfriend he has herpes. His girlfriend is crying.

Super awesome tube-cat wears purple shutter shades and approves of "The View".

George Washincroc tells grandma snake it's 9 pm.

A fat, pink walrus sports Wario's hat and fancy mustache.

A wizard uses his magic to roast a taco over a bush.

OREOS -- Awwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeee

Monopoly man runs from confused students.

Grandpa Louis Kalhern Pickles II going crazy with oranges.

God dies in 2012?