i am unfunny and uncreative, please kill me before i go and lol at how im an atheist who is more obnoxious than religion itself.

A satanist with a unibrow and an extremely long neck exclaiming that he is incredibly cool.

A man with a brown paper bag on his head and a really long neck says "I R COOL".

A sad brown paper bag that has very bad literature

Twilight being consumed by a crying shit-storm. Which I guess means it's consuming itself, because that's what Twilight is. A storm of shit.

what looks like a shit or some sort melting and on his (Shirt?) it says twilight... LOL!