Despite the herpes spreading to his face, Cookie Monster's appetite knew no bounds.

the dinosaurs were, in truth, destroyed during the invasion of the giant purple stinking ice cream cones.

hey man u wanna buy some ketchup?

a flaming lesbian is trying to get married but Alice isn't having any of that shit

THIS SUN BLOCK SUCKS LOOK AT MY FACE HALF OF IT IS BURNED OFF

Burger King gets all the bitches

Texas says fuck this and secedes

a zombie gets breast implants

beautiful

President Obama and Cookie Monster perform a driveby shooting in on Bert and Ernie

what is a chicken nugget

a devil worshipping house