THIS SUN BLOCK SUCKS LOOK AT MY FACE HALF OF IT IS BURNED OFF

Despite the herpes spreading to his face, Cookie Monster's appetite knew no bounds.

Burger King gets all the bitches

the dinosaurs were, in truth, destroyed during the invasion of the giant purple stinking ice cream cones.

Texas says fuck this and secedes

a zombie gets breast implants

hey man u wanna buy some ketchup?

beautiful

President Obama and Cookie Monster perform a driveby shooting in on Bert and Ernie

a flaming lesbian is trying to get married but Alice isn't having any of that shit

what is a chicken nugget

a devil worshipping house