An unexplained explosion occurring off in the distance with the only suspect holding what seems to be a hacksaw. He seems very worried.

A young artist displays his freakishly large phalus in what can only be described as an avant garde madness manifested into poop and vortex.

War of the Seeds. Starring Nicholas Cage as Pumpkin Seed, and Morgan Freeman as Cocoa Been. Coming Soon 2013. This film is not yet rated.

The beginning of the madness, which I so strongly fought, now creeped upon my fragile mind and he who sleeps eternal in R'lyegh comes.

Classic Republican power play.

The German welcoming comity welcomes a new man who finds their appearance quite alright.

A milk cow is in an open field and has apparently misplaced her head. An unfortunate event as there is quite a bit of blood from the wound.

A very fashionable pumpkin wearing triangular shades with a blue stem rests upon the ground. There are two instances of pink on the squash.

A crudely drawn cave painting of hitler cat using its typical mating call for other racist cats.

Two endermen exclaiming dissatisfaction the lord of clouds is following them out of spite.

The thirteenth sigil handed down from the book the Goetia for sealing the lesser demons of the 4th circle and to summon the 5th seraphim.

A heavy set individual (perhaps big boned) prepares for their day to play Diablo 3.