A young artist displays his freakishly large phalus in what can only be described as an avant garde madness manifested into poop and vortex.

A milk cow is in an open field and has apparently misplaced her head. An unfortunate event as there is quite a bit of blood from the wound.

A very fashionable pumpkin wearing triangular shades with a blue stem rests upon the ground. There are two instances of pink on the squash.

A crudely drawn cave painting of hitler cat using its typical mating call for other racist cats.

Two endermen exclaiming dissatisfaction the lord of clouds is following them out of spite.

The thirteenth sigil handed down from the book the Goetia for sealing the lesser demons of the 4th circle and to summon the 5th seraphim.

War of the Seeds. Starring Nicholas Cage as Pumpkin Seed, and Morgan Freeman as Cocoa Been. Coming Soon 2013. This film is not yet rated.

A heavy set individual (perhaps big boned) prepares for their day to play Diablo 3.

New Chain

The Shapeshifting Sorcerer, the Shogun of Sorrow, the Master of Darkness: AKU!!!!

The disarticulated head of Batman stares down a centipede.

An elderly fellow is looking through the wrong end of a camera. Oh how silly.

A strange alien ritual in which one alien proceeds to "lick" the nose of the other species. It appears to be pleasant to the receiver.

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