The Solar system su cks

The Bikini clad North Korean warrior came to Pluto to eat ice cream.

Some kind of very moldy sandwich

Kool Aid man is hooked up to life support. His days on this earth are numbered. The Cat was to strong for him. Why was the cat so strong?

The Walrus cries beacuse they are out of fried chicken

Jerrad the subway guy asks you for some special sauce.... The machine ran out. He might get fired if he doesn't get any more soon

The man next to me on the train had one thing written on his note pad: Ryan, bolded and underlined.

Two Chain is debating the ethics of letting bats into warfare with Rasputin

The Hook hand on hook hand crime rate has gone way up in recent years

A naked bald man emotional abuses his youngest, blond haired daughter

A black man returns home, happy he has a job in this terrible economy.

A two headed, 4 eyed spider bleeds as it relises its, and I quote "a di ck"