The Solar system su cks

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The Bikini clad North Korean warrior came to Pluto to eat ice cream.

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Some kind of very moldy sandwich

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Kool Aid man is hooked up to life support. His days on this earth are numbered. The Cat was to strong for him. Why was the cat so strong?

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The Walrus cries beacuse they are out of fried chicken

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Jerrad the subway guy asks you for some special sauce.... The machine ran out. He might get fired if he doesn't get any more soon

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The man next to me on the train had one thing written on his note pad: Ryan, bolded and underlined.

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Two Chain is debating the ethics of letting bats into warfare with Rasputin

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The Hook hand on hook hand crime rate has gone way up in recent years

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A naked bald man emotional abuses his youngest, blond haired daughter

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A black man returns home, happy he has a job in this terrible economy.

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A two headed, 4 eyed spider bleeds as it relises its, and I quote "a di ck"

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