Cloud forgets about Pikachus hidden ability.

oh fug :DDD wario hab babey xDD

Purple spirit hides behind a fat neckbeard so that they can watch a movie without the kinect spotting him.

Red Luigi has nothing to eat but the jacket of his brother, Green Mario.

Cookie Monster trys to escape from his past sins.

The member that seperates heaven and earth.

With two eyes I see the future and with two the past. One mouth is to order, one is to judge, one is to devour and one is to sing.

Link teleports behind Navi to kill her but he fails due to her great skill of planning ahead in combat situations. Nothin personell...

an orc with an overbite wearing a cowl

your parents react to blood dripping from the ceiling again because you told them ages ago you'd get that fixed

Wario losst his grandma.

Wario sickens his grandma.