[Teleports behind you]

*teleports behind you* *unsheathes katana* nothin personell kid

Link teleports behind Navi to kill her but he fails due to her great skill of planning ahead in combat situations. Nothin personell...

Link getting shanked by Cold Steel the Fairy

An angry purple snake with what appears to be a stubby wing. There is also a red triangle in the bottom corner.

A crumpled up wad of paper rides my purple python while a triangle watches

papercrumb purple snake piece of triforce

Purple snake with a dorito and balled up cumrag

Solid Snake Sneaks a Snack