You know the rules, and so do I ;)

Sharkminator

A kid called Smaller Emo

Year: 1984. Eggs: Banned. Television: On.

As difficult as looking for a needle in a needlesack

a giraffe riding a rocketship to get to MashedPotatoland

Pikachu had too much drugs, causing his house to die in the middle of the sexual act.

a diamond-shaped figure in the sky

An euphemism.

Fat man discovers McDonalds

The man in black fled across the desert, and the white rabbit followed.

Hai penguin