Year: 1984. Eggs: Banned. Television: On.

As difficult as looking for a needle in a needlesack

a giraffe riding a rocketship to get to MashedPotatoland

Pikachu had too much drugs, causing his house to die in the middle of the sexual act.

a diamond-shaped figure in the sky

An euphemism.

Fat man discovers McDonalds

The man in black fled across the desert, and the white rabbit followed.

Hai penguin

The number of the Blue Beast

A demonic tree spreanding its branches as it stares at you with its only eye.

I don't understand ._.