The red crab yearned for love. He demanded it. But no one loved him. He had no gf. He decided he would take one, by any means necessary.

I love you beary much!

Paraplegics on ice.

An ancient evil awakens at the local barnyard.

Picasso plays doodle or die

A man answers Chris-chan's craigslist ad for sex.

ET the black witch fails to connect the dots.

The bonds of friendship between men is once again put to the test by a woman. Eight bros fight a tournament of honor--for glory, for gf.

A surgically removed and jaundiced testicle wearing sunglasses tells dirty lies.

Four score and seven years ago...

GET TO DA CHOPPAH

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