An ancient evil awakens at the local barnyard.

I love you beary much!

Paraplegics on ice.

Picasso plays doodle or die

A man answers Chris-chan's craigslist ad for sex.

ET the black witch fails to connect the dots.

The bonds of friendship between men is once again put to the test by a woman. Eight bros fight a tournament of honor--for glory, for gf.

A surgically removed and jaundiced testicle wearing sunglasses tells dirty lies.

Four score and seven years ago...

GET TO DA CHOPPAH

The red crab yearned for love. He demanded it. But no one loved him. He had no gf. He decided he would take one, by any means necessary.

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