A scientist dropping baby crocodiles into the fountain of youth and retrieving crocodile eggs. For science!

A grounded child watches his friends playing outside. Seems like they're chasing the ginger kid. That's a fun game.

Bob the builder goes on a long, introspective journey, only to discover that the only thing he cannot fix is himself.

A blind date goes horribly wrong when both realize that the idiot sat behind them is the other participant.

A couple have a perfect lifelong romance from being childhood sweethearts all the way to the grave. Maybe it's because they're both bald?

An earthworm has converted a coconut into an evil lair, where it can style its hair in peace.

Man sings Queen so loud that he shouts out all of his blood.

Two aliens travel to Earth in their flying saucer to experience Christmas, but misjudge the vast interstellar distances and arrive at Easter

Spongebob is hit by Squidward's ketchup laser.

A very tall red boat has lost its sail

The HMS Shitanic sets sail on her maiden voyage, but there's a shitstorm brewing...

The entire Earth spinning on the nose of a clown