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The entire Earth spinning on the nose of a clown
Tortoise is attacked by paper planes while in flaming hell bondage
Barney Rubble becomes a priest and a baseball pitcher - at the same time!
A brown horse is looking in a hole in the ground to find his pizza, but alas - it is the wrong hole.
The zombie frog queen is shouting at the TV
A grounded child watches his friends playing outside. Seems like they're chasing the ginger kid. That's a fun game.
Colonel Sanders begins the final showdown between him and his augmented cyber-chicken nemesis - Peg-leg John
Two aliens travel to Earth in their flying saucer to experience Christmas, but misjudge the vast interstellar distances and arrive at Easter
It's the rapture, but God forgot about the Pope, and he's pretty miffed.
Bacon. So much bacon.
Bob the builder goes on a long, introspective journey, only to discover that the only thing he cannot fix is himself.
A monkey owl is cast adrift on a log in the darkness of the night