Donnie Darko's friend Frank stares back out of the gloom.

Sometimes I like to paint my thumb like a Heavy and make him speak. I'm so alone.

A mystic one eyed cat sits, unimpressed by the sunset behind him.

A weeping man lies in a puddle of his own filth. Beard scraggy and trumpet in ruins, he moans, "kill me...".

Her glow dimmed, Flame Princess tried to explain about the accident. Lemongrab merely shrugged, whispering, "Seven years dungeon. No trial".

Surprised, the tree accepted the generous hug from the large blue lizard. The bipedal reptile exclaimed its joy with an exuberant "I <3 U!".

The man scowled at the bank teller. He passed her a note, then knocked her out cold with a stretch of oak. A "stick" up indeed.

A slow and gentle creature, the three toed sloth is commonly found embracing its companion from youth, the incredulous owl.

A black sheen covers the bay. Baby seals and penguins silently struggle beneath its surface. A heart wrenching tragedy.

Batman tricked Spiderman into wearing a bra and panties. Curses pour from Spidey's mouth, as unending as his shame.

Carrot Top wears far too much makeup.

A armless stickman gets his head OM NOM'ed by Mr. Pac-Man himself.