Carrot Top wears far too much makeup.

A armless stickman gets his head OM NOM'ed by Mr. Pac-Man himself.

After another outburst, Gary's parents tried something more... extreme. The only way to pass time behind bars was picking his nose.

Donnie Darko's friend Frank stares back out of the gloom.

Chubby blonde Carrot Top can't understand why his moobs are so big.

Some sexist, racist and... something else-ist bigotry. Remember the hat at the end.

Happy birthday, Earth!

An orange tabby hurls his weed back out onto the carpet. Silly cat, drugs are for kids.

Making sad faces. It's 2012.

"Bo," grunts the truck driver. He hauls trash, according to his job description.

Mr. Purple makes his move on a nearby dame. A very inappropriate move. For shame, Mr. Purple, for shame.

Deep in a tent of green, beneath the foliage, under the swaths of vines, hidden even lower than the roots of the trees, is a small turd.