In The Legend of Zelda: Salmon of Destiny, Link is reincarnated as a goldfish. He rides a skateboard to the triforce and spits on it. Yeaah.

Abusive father pushes his daughter out on to the street in the rain. I CRY EVRYTIM.

The year is 2072. In post-apocalyptia, mutant giraffes control people with psychoactive chemicals which make them happy, then lick them.

Pony with bird beak obtains understanding of evolution.

THEN IN THE DARKNESS, CREEPY FACE

Draw the following things in order: - A [favourite colour] dot. - A pretty girl. - A cool movie. - A word that describes you. - A burger.

In a world where humans are replaced by letters of the alphabet, little 'u' faces trouble with his teacher for his tardiness.

Two men are sad; one has no face, and one has no hands or feet and a squid for a face. Poor, poor, men.

Mr Eggplant has a normal day.

Surrealistic painting of gory death.

A happy muppet wearing a chef's hat looks at a burger.

Man drops a broken heart on the ground, scaring a woman.