Draw the following things in order: - A [favourite colour] dot. - A pretty girl. - A cool movie. - A word that describes you. - A burger.

The year is 2072. In post-apocalyptia, mutant giraffes control people with psychoactive chemicals which make them happy, then lick them.

In The Legend of Zelda: Salmon of Destiny, Link is reincarnated as a goldfish. He rides a skateboard to the triforce and spits on it. Yeaah.

In a world where humans are replaced by letters of the alphabet, little 'u' faces trouble with his teacher for his tardiness.

Two men are sad; one has no face, and one has no hands or feet and a squid for a face. Poor, poor, men.

Mr Eggplant has a normal day.

Surrealistic painting of gory death.

A happy muppet wearing a chef's hat looks at a burger.

Man drops a broken heart on the ground, scaring a woman.

Crazed man with deformed mouth is scared at something.

Abusive father pushes his daughter out on to the street in the rain. I CRY EVRYTIM.

A man stands on a strange hill.