The duck. Not a duck, but the platonic ideal of duck-ness. This is the mold from which all ducks are made. The ur-duck. THE duck.

A duck is buried in a children's ball pit. With his last aching breaths he begs God for answers. Why must this happen?

I wear a fez now. Fezzes are possibly possessed sentient beings.

The gray cloud is upset with the world. His wife has left him. His children are in cloud college. He is forlorn and alone.

A frog is tripping hard and can't keep in its tongue.

A British man has gotten a spot of orange juice on his pants and can't clean it up because he's wearing mittens.

A cloud takes its weiner dog for a sky walk.

A man thinking about the skittles at the end of the rainbow.

Brontosaurus happily buries his head in a tree.

An anime character refuses to get along with its mandatory cute animal mascot.

The new Apple iPaper was not quite as revolutionary as promised.

Eridan tries to flirt with Equius. Equius doesn't go for it. (If you don't know Homestuck draw a cat.)