The Woman, professional dominatrix.

A frog is tripping hard and can't keep in its tongue.

Michael Fassbender.

A British man has gotten a spot of orange juice on his pants and can't clean it up because he's wearing mittens.

A cloud takes its weiner dog for a sky walk.

A man thinking about the skittles at the end of the rainbow.

Brontosaurus happily buries his head in a tree.

The purple spider with hair is disturbed by its own existence.

Sonic the Hedgehog has removed a man's arms. He flees the crime scene.

Sherlock Holmes is not on the case. The case is sort of freaking him out.

OH FUCK A COCKROACH

An anime character refuses to get along with its mandatory cute animal mascot.